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Tell me what BFF means.

Best Friends Forever?

y?

[Ah, that makes sense then.]

How tacky.

But why do you wanna learn 1337 SP34K?

Learn what?

u know...
Internet speak
Lingo
Dank memes

If I knew I wouldn't be stooping so low as to ask you.

There's already a plethora of other languages, why does the internet need its own?

IDK, it just has 1

Where r u?

[IDK??]

That's none of your concern.

[He's in his room, isn't he?

She's gonna check by wandering over and knocking on the door.]

[Oh no he does not want to put up with this right now.

He'll just make no noise and pretend he's out.]

[KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK]

[He's not in! He's out! Go away!]

[Okay fine, she's just gonna sit her butt in front of the door and keep typing.]

So... Just wondering
Who's calling u their BFF?

[Damn, he'll have to type quietly.]

No one is. No one better be.

[She'll be here all night. And since Black Hat is currently human he'll have to come out eventually.]

oooooh 4 a sec I thought u asked about the BFF thing b/c someone actually tried to call u that.

[He'll just have to slam the door open. Or demand the other underling come evict her. Or both!]

Someone I spoke to at the party mentioned it.

[No one has dared to call him a BFF. And if anyone is smart, they will continue not to dare.]

[She is a persistent one. Just that won't get her down.]

Ooooooh.

Guess they were drunk! Nobody shows affection 2 you but me when they're sober.

Edited 2019-04-29 10:40 (UTC)

[It is true, but at least he'll get some enjoyment out of smacking her with a door.]

I wasn't the one being addressed, idiot! And I wish you would only do so while drunk, I could then ban alcohol from ever touching your lips.

Demencia. Listen carefully. I need you to do something for me.

[Said 'something' he seems to be taking his sweet time spitting out but uuuugh what choice does he have in this embarassing predicament?]

Do you happen to be back at the base at all
Or

By a clothing shop of some kind?

[ It's a good thing Dem's able to put two and two together! ]

lolz, u naked somewhere?

I can get som clothes 4 u. where r u?

I'm not NAKED!

[Yup DEEPLY regretting this decision already.]

I'm just

Not a naga
Anymore

[And you'll recall he got used to wearing nothing but a labcoat in that scaley skin...]

I'm by the third alley on the main street in Bavan.
Look are you home or not?

[DARE he HOPE?]

don worry about it IM COMING

[ And that's the last reply you get from her.

About 15 minutes later, she's swooping in from above. She brought an extra paper bag, alright, but she also brought some... Shorts... She didn't bother with underwear or shoes. ]

Delivery for the half-naked nerd! [ She drops the change of clothes within arms reach and grins. ]

Wait
You don't even know what I need!

[He's where he said he'd be all right-- after he comes out from behind the dumpster, clad in only a cardboard box to obscure his face and a labcoat wrapped around his midsection like some godawful variation of a tubetop dress-- and looking oh so very, very human.]

"SHH not so loud!"

[His hands are quick to snatch up the.. they're shorts, right?]

"Were these yours?" [Or did all these rips and tears just come from a giant flying cat transporting clothes in their claws?

Oh well either way he can lament the lack of underwear later, at least it's easy to slip them on under his 'dress.']

[ Yep, that sure is a human being all of a sudden. She kind of wants to see what the guy looks like under the makeshift coverings, but she's pretty sure the most interesting thing about this lanky nerd is the face. ]

Eh, who cares. [ She scoffs, quieter. ] I brought you a mask, too.

[ She hands over the bag. It's got tears for eye holes. ]

You want a ride back home or what?

“Well it’s not decked out in glitter.” [He snorts, if this is as bad as the humiliation gets, he lucked out. Sure they feel and uncomfortable and weird but the discomfort will really come from not having his ba—Oh.

Flug takes the bag and stares at it, the gesture of kindness impossible to spin any other which way.

He’s been unfair to her. She’s had every chance to go back to breaking to his things and being a general nuisance but when he’s actually needed her lately Demencia always came through. Perhaps she always did before too. He had just forgotten; in all of his anger and hurt from her absence; an absence that wasn’t her fault.
She'll get an answer to her question in a minute-- bare feet around all the broken glass are likely pointing to a yes, but-]

“...You’re not pitying me, are you?”

[Flug whispers, suddenly serious. He doesn’t want to be perceived as weak by his own team members. If this is a test he will prove himself capable of respect. He’s still a villain, he doesn’t need to be coddled.]

Oh, you wanted glitter? Sorry, they don't have that on short notice around here.

[ Oh, she's teasing him alright... Until he actually gets to the serious question part. ]

Hah, me? Pity you? [ She scoffs. ] Please, you think I'd try to help anyone because I felt bad about them?

[ "Pity" is not an emotion Demencia thinks she'll ever feel. If she really saw Flug as weak, she'd come over empty handed just to point and laugh. There are plenty of things here that manage to give her other things to do than screw with Flug... Like, you know, devouring random humans and stealing their stuff.

Besides, she's still pretty angry about the poachers running around. A naked human Flug on the street does not sound very safe at the moment. ]

[It’s true, when animals were cooped up they broke things not out of spite- okay maybe a little spite- but mostly for lack of other options. Maybe Flug didn’t need to fear playing the victim here, when there were so many others out and about, already required for the terrorizing. A crude representation, sure, but one that also fit his coworker’s feral behavior more often than not. The doctor would have to come up with a nicer comparison. For now, it's the reassurance Flug needs.]

“No, I suppose you wouldn’t.”

[He answers with an equally sly and taunting tone- a bare attempt at concealing the relief and grateful smile threatening to break out instead- and disappears beneath the dumpster once more to swap out the box for the bag.]

“I guess I shouldn’t walk home like this.”

[Flug shrugs, tentatively approaching while watching where he steps with care; hopefully she hasn’t changed her mind on that offer to escort him back. It’s not the first time a monster offered to aid him with travel, but it never gets any less awkward.]

[ Flug sure knows his coworker. ]

Who said anything about walking?

[ She forgoes subtlety (per usual) as she rushes in and scoops the doctor off his feet. Then she takes a running start before spreading her wings and taking to the skies.

You always loved flying, didn't you Flug? ]

[He sure did, but not like this! USUALLY he liked a little more precaution and security than THIS! The doctor yelps and grabs tight. It's less that he doesn't trust Demencia's ability to fly and more how exceedingly aware he is that the slightest fall from this height might very well break every bone in his pathetic scrawny body and leave him a pancake on the pavement.

Fortunately, Dem isn't lacking in ways to hold on for support and the breeze is pleasant. Almost nice enough to forget what a sight they must be; a human man in a labcoat, ripped short shorts and little else, held aloft by a majestic neon cat woman with roaring green hair soaring over the streets.

Black Hat was certainly in for quite the visual when they arrive home.]

[ Don't worry, she's got ya! You might feel minimal claw poking into you, but she's not clinging to maim.

She smirks and giggles. ] Hey nerd! Guess we both get to fly home, huh?

[ She still remembers what he said when they filmed that Q&A vid. ]

[The message arrives late on the 23rd.]

Where are you.

[Guess who's back to normal!]

[ Oh good! She ain't answering this one. ]

[Black Hat has the capability for boundless patience, as a creature that has lived for eons. He waits a grand total of five minutes before sending another message.]

Answer me. Where are you.

[ Huh. Sure sounds like normal Black Hat tone.

Doesn't make her any less pissed off. ]

i know u slept w/ flug, u lying bastard

[He knows she knows, and that's making this more difficult. He's very angry about the damage done to his scientist - and he's also enraged that Demencia would dare betray him by leaving. And yet... this isn't entirely unexpected.]

That is not the answer to my question.

Where. Are. You.

not telling. bye

[ Does Black Hat have any way to track her? She busted out of the tracking device on her leg a long time ago. ]

You will find it far more preferable to tell me directly than to force me to find you.

And I'm not in any mood to be merciful.

good luck
i know u rnt as powerful as u r back home
u want me back so badly u gotta give me a good reason 4 it

[ ... ]

n "U OWN ME" doesn't count.

You want a reason, you maddening little wretch? When I leave this place, I intended to take both you and Flug with me.

It looks like I'll only need to plan for a single passenger.

But I'll come back, for the Fog. And for you. I will take away everything that you are. You will go back to being nothing but a miserable, powerless human. And I will leave you here to rot.

There's my answer. Now stop this bullshit and get back here.

[ ... Well! You succeeded in delaying her response for a good hour! Because boy she felt threatened by that passage...

But... Two things wrong with that logic.
One, if Black Hat's been trapped here for this long and still stuck in the same boat as everyone else, then it's really unlikely he's ever gonna escape.
And two... That poacher fiasco proved she can hold her own with her wits and her guns. ]

u just said "i own u" jackass

[ And then she'll log off for the night. Bye. ]

You yourself continue to say that as well.

[Don't think he hasn't noticed your username hasn't changed, Demencia.]

[ Oh, not yet.

But she'll change it when he's not looking!

Or when she stops crying... Whichever comes first. ]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

[ Oh, this looks like fun. ]

thx 4 the chain mail!

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, Xx_BlackHat4Evr_xX. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.154.55 * Xx_BlackHat4Evr_xX has joined 018.07.154.55 <Xx_BlackHat4Evr_xX> hi this is DEMENCIA <Xx_BlackHat4Evr_xX> u wanna talk 2 me? this is the place to do it!!! <Xx_BlackHat4Evr_xX>** esp if ur Black Hat or wanna talk about him because I will

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